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The (Ugly) Truth About Having Big Breasts

     Is it better to have big or small breasts? A lot of people seem to think it’s better to go big or go home, but a large chest can result in some fairly large problems.

Big breasts are both a blessing and a curse. Often, the idea of having a fuller bust conjures up images of a more voluptuous figure like that of Marilyn Monroe or Dita Von Teese. While a large bust can make you feel really feminine by giving you cleavage to show off, it can also (quite literally) be a great weight to bear.
Your friends often tell you that you are so lucky to have big breasts, and then they wonder why you roll your eyes and insist that they are the lucky ones. While the average busted woman may not understand the daily struggles of having big breasts, here are a few things you will definitely relate to.

 

Bra shopping is a struggle

Bras in a lengerie store
   
      How I envy those with average-sized breasts. How much easier bra shopping must be for them. They will never understand the struggle of needing to set aside a full day to go to a high end shop and be properly measured for a bra.
Sadly, for big breasted women, high end is the only option as cheaper alternatives often don’t stock larger sizes. Even still, bra choices for bustier ladies doesn’t tend to be as varied as it is for others, which necessitates the further struggle of even more shopping around.
What confuses me most about bra shopping is how something so small can cost so much money—okay, so they are not exactly small, but in comparison to other items of clothing, they are. If you think about it, it really makes no sense that an item of underwear should be so expensive (even if they do have to support an unfortunate amount of weight).

 

Clothing sizes are fickle

If you have ever tried to buy a corset then you will already know what I mean about clothes sizes. While Dita Von Teese makes the corset look like a good choice for busty women, in reality they just push your breasts so far upwards that you are almost able to punch yourself in the face. Of course, this is assuming that you can get a corset to fit in the first place.
Apart from corsets, pretty much any other item of clothing that involves your breasts will cause difficulty at some point. Depending on the style of a top, and the material it is made from, you might manage to fit into a small in one style while needing a large in another. This can make shopping, particularly online shopping, a little time consuming as you either need to take time to try things on or play the guessing game.

 

Boob sweat is oh too real

We all sweat to some degree of course, but once that summer heatwave kicks in, all hell breaks loose. You will literally sweat from everywhere, including the boob area. That expensive bra that you were forced to pay for will soon become home to two pools of sweat. It may not be pretty but it is the truth. On the plus side, that extra insulation will help to keep you warm in the winter.

 

PMS is not your friend

Woman in pain laying in bed
Admittedly, PMS isn’t any woman’s friend. It makes you girls bloated, hormonal and hungry creatures who feel uncomfortable in our own bodies. Most women will probably also experience some breast tenderness, but for the ladies with a large chest, it can become almost unbearable.
Obviously, larger breasts means greater weight, so when they begin to swell when you are premenstrual, the weight can increase and make you feel like you are being crushed to death. Worse still is when this extra weight places more strain on your back turning you into the hunchback of Notre Dame. You may even start to wonder how many hot water bottles you can fit on your body at one time.

 

Crumbs will be a problem

Ah food: It’s a faithful friend that helps us through the horror of PMS and generally keeps us company on a daily basis. However, the crumbs can be devious and will inevitably fall into your bra. Popcorn is particularly guilty of this, but at least in the cinema you have a dark room where you can dig out the crumbs free of shame.

 

There will be unwanted attention

It’s quite amazing how distracting a large chest can be—especially when you consider that they serve little purpose if you never have children. They often defy gravity by sitting there looking pretty, and yet they unfairly can get more attention than we do.
Unfortunately, more often than not, it will also be completely unwanted attention. Personally, I don’t like the idea that the part of me someone finds most interesting may be my chest. It really is the old cliché of telling someone that your face is ‘up here.’
Now I leave it to you my fellow busty ladies: go forth and educate the masses about the truth of having a large chest. Can you think of any more truths that people need to know?
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