Naughty Christmas Gifts For Couples Or Partners

Mastering the art of giving “sexy” gifts is not something that comes easily to most.

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SAYING:
Well, alright, it doesn’t come easily to me or anyone I’ve ever dated. The first time I ever attempted a present of the R-rated variety was in high school, when I went to Spencer’s Gifts (not a great start) and bought a pair of fluffy, cherry-red handcuffs. Once I mustered up the courage to hand them over to my then-boyfriend — still in their Spencer’s bag and several days after his birthday — he promptly snapped them onto his own wrists with excitement.

“Oh,” I remember thinking disappointedly. “How do I tell him I actually want him to use them on me?”

And it wasn’t long before I learned that being on the receiving end of a misfired token of affection is equally as disheartening. To date, I’ve received lingerie in a baffling array of sizes, candy underwear that seemed suspiciously pre-nibbled, and one toy that was, frankly, so enormous I shrieked in fright the moment I saw it.

Long story short: I’ve learned through a whole lot of trial and error that the best way to find something you and your partner will both actually be excited about is to shop for your gifts together. Not only does scrolling through erotic merch provide a natural way to talk about fantasies you’d like to explore, but it also serves as a sort of pre-foreplay-foreplay that’s bound to get you excited to unwrap your new wares. Call your partner over to your screen right now, and check out a roundup of our favorite partner-friendly gifts

Nipple Clamps

Nipples can be an extremely sensitive erogenous zone for many people. If you’re both game to explore, pick up a pair of nipple clamps with rubberized tips and little bells (cute!). You can even take turns trying them on.

Purple Passion Adjustable Tweezer Clamp with Bell, $15, available at Purple Passion.

Vibrating Couple’s Massager

I have a theory that one’s choice in vibrator is directly linked to one's sense of self-worth. That’s why after my last cheap plastic toy died on me (at a very inopportune time, I might add), I decided my next buy would be worthy of the job.

While you can certainly use this 24K gold-dipped beauty solo, it’s designed to be worn internally during intercourse, thus providing increased vibration and sensation for you and your partner. Think of it as a way to show your S.O. — and yourself! — how much you care.

LELO TIANI 24K, $399, available at LELO.

Fancy Condoms

You know what’s sexy? Wild, uninhibited playtime without fear of STIs creeping in to spoil the fun. Shopping for luxurious condoms with your partner can also help to reframe contraceptives in your mind as a treat, not just a necessary precaution. These particular condoms feature interconnected hexagons on the surface to supposedly offer a more “sensitive” sexual experience.

LELO HEX Condoms, $34.90, available at LELO.

Secret Toy Set

Add a sexy twist to the time you and your partner spend apart by picking out unassuming toys together, like a lipstick-shaped vibrator and discreetly packaged Ben Wa balls. Pair the toys with choice sexts, and you’ll find the time before you see him or her again to be unexpectedly stimulating.

LELO The Alibi Luxury Gift Box, $99, available at LELO.

Quality Lube

If your partner isn’t woke about lube yet, now’s the time to introduce him or her to what’s arguably one of the sexiest and most versatile accessories out there. BabeLube is water-based, latex-safe, and by far the smoothest and least sticky formula I’ve ever experienced. It’s also a nice “stocking stuffer” to pair with pretty much any other item on this list.

Babeland BabeLube Silk, $5, available at Babeland.

Bondage Restraints

Thinking about introducing bondage into your routine? Consider these easy-to-use restraints as a silky, smooth introduction for you and your partner. You’ll get the experience of being restrained without risking rope burn.

Babeland Under The Bed Restraints, $65, available at Babeland.

Harness & Dildo Set

Gifting your partner a strap-on without any previous discussion can be… a gamble. If they’re not into it, you’ll likely be in for a very awkward gift opening and a hasty return. To avoid this scenario, broach the topic while you scroll through Babeland’s extensive toy catalog.

Babeland Jaguar Harness, $110, available at Babeland.

Butt-Plug

While plenty of people enjoy anal stimulation, it tends to be a topic that mainstream sex talks avoid. So if you can’t bring yourself to say the words “play with my ass, please” aloud, drop a major hint by adding this sparkly little number to your shopping basket.

Narcisse Medium Metal Plug, $95, available at Narcisse.

Glass Dildo

This princess-worthy glass dildo is simply too pretty not to share with a partner. As an added bonus, it’s highly temperature sensitive, meaning you can either give it a dip in warm water or pop it in the fridge for a few minutes for added sensation.

Narcisse NO.28 PINK SWIRL GLASS DILDO, $68, available at Narcisse.

Erotic Massage Deck

There’s no clearer (or less subtle) way to say “please massage me on the regular” than gifting a deck of erotic massage cards that list out 50 different strokes and techniques. In the spirit of sharing, divvy up the deck and go stroke for stroke.

Narcisse Erotic Massage Deck, $14.95, available at Narcisse.

Position Of The Day Playing Cards

Attempting to try out new positions in bed can sometimes feel technical and overly complicated, especially when you’re maneuvering into formations that seem to involve far too much bending. Grab a cheat sheet in the form of these position-of-the-day playing cards, and take on “The Accordion” and the “Standing O” with confidence.

Babeland Position of the Day Expert Playing Cards, $7, available at Babeland.

Massage Candle

The best thing about buying this massage candle together is that you’ll be able to assuage any burn fears, and assure your partner that it’s specially formulated to melt at a cooler temperature. When you drizzle it onto your partner’s back, it turns into a silky oil that pairs perfectly with, say, a massage deck.

Bijoux Indiscrets Sensations Massage Candle, $15.55, available at Bijoux Indiscrets.

Oral Sex Lip Gloss

Learn from my mistake: If you don’t tell your partner that you plan on wearing a tingling gloss while going down on them, they may freak out and assume they are having an allergic reaction, effectively killing any sort of sexy mood. Clue your S.O. in by picking out the gloss together, and treat him or her to a (pleasant) surprise the first time you wear it.

Bijoux Indiscrets ORAL PLEASURE · ORAL SEX LIP GLOSS, $15, available at Bijoux Indiscrets.

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