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Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile

   Best Pick Up Line To Use On Any GIRL That Will Make Her Smile Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Her: What Boyfriend material.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?



Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’


Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
People call me Abbey, but you can call me tonight.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
“Hi, I heard you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my X without asking Y?”
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!

There are 9 planets in the universe, but only 8 after I destroy Ur.anus.

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